Three on a Couch (Season 3, Episode 11)
The Golden Girls Deep Dive Podcast
Golden Girls Deep Dive
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN GIRLS DEEP DIVE PODCAST! Starting from the beginning of the show, each week we recap an episode of The Golden Girls. Along the way, we sprinkle in researched deep dives into something from the episode or The Golden Girls universe!
In season 3 episode 11, our ladies seek professional help by going to group therapy to work out their issues. Will they finally address Blanche's overbearing narcissism, Dorothy's abusive relationship with Rose, or Sophia's addiction to porn? Well, maybe they'll get to those issues another day....
Our episodes are researched by Jess McKillop, Patrick Hinds, and Jennifer Simard. All of our sources can be found on our website. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @GoldenGirlsDeepDive
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| 0:00.0 | Hello than girl. |
| 0:11.0 | Into golden girl. |
| 0:15.9 | Hi Mother Cheesecake. |
| 0:17.6 | Hi, Papa Cheesecake and Cheezies everywhere. |
| 0:20.0 | And tell the Cheezys what just happens. |
| 0:21.7 | So, this is a twofer. |
| 0:37.4 | Yeah. We're repeating ourselves because we're sitting here saying, he's saying, oh, Mother Cheesecake, you're always ready. You're always sitting there. And I explained, yeah, I like to center myself. And I'm running around like an idiot. Like, with a chicken with their head cut off. things on. And I said, well, are we going? I said, |
| 0:39.4 | we're sound on and I'm talking and I don't, are we going? I said, we're sound on. |
| 0:38.3 | And I'm talking. |
| 0:38.9 | And I don't see two lines. |
| 0:40.1 | I'm like, is the sound on? |
| 0:41.5 | He's like, mine is, not yours. |
| 0:43.1 | We had to start from scratch, mother. |
| 0:45.6 | And then you said, thank God for me. |
| 0:47.1 | Thank God. |
| 0:47.4 | Did you hear of my New England? But you know people now send me Instagram Reels of people saying Dering? Anytime they, somebody says Dering, I get sent to real. Oh. I didn't realize that was a real way to say it. Now you know. No, I know. Cheezies, welcome to the Golden Girls Deep Dive podcast. Mother, welcome. Well, thank you, sir. My good man. My good man. Listen, join our Facebook group. It is the Golden Girls Deep Dives podcast discussion group. |
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| 1:19.5 | You follow us on TikTok and the Instagram. |
| 1:22.3 | That's great. |
| 1:22.7 | What are we doing today? |
| 1:23.6 | So today we are doing season three, episode 11, three on a couch, written by Jeffrey |
| 1:28.5 | Farrow and Frederick Rice, directed by Terry Hughes, original air date December 5th of the |
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