Charlie Newhart

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Craig reads his old notes and then talks with Charlie about work fights, guys being idiots, and when pranks go too far. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Charlie! IG - https://www.instagram.com/iamcharlienewhart/ Website - https://www.ilovecharlienewhart.com/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have all to 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is dead.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:19.0	Everything's money, man. Everything's money man.
0:23.6	Everything's money.
0:24.6	Give me your money so I could buy money.
0:28.6	Give me your money, man. I better put the ringer on. We're about to mark
0:36.1	Marin this bitch. I'm gonna do a little solo before a guesties.
0:41.2	Because we've been having such a good time on the solos.
0:45.4	Well, I have been.
0:46.6	I don't know if you have been.
0:48.2	I hope you have been.
0:50.3	I try to bring joy to you.
0:52.5	I know the life is hard.
0:55.7	Did you say the life? Ha fucking off my rocker look at this fucking erector set this is bullshit who made
1:06.6	this crank a dink woo hand huh oh we're going there great already oh no we're silly we do this thing
1:14.1	get off me cords i got notes that's a lot of notes you hush out back there we are smoking dope in the
1:26.3	morning people that's what we're doing i don't even know what i'm
1:30.0	talking about i ain't gonna look at my notes it's blank craig don't touch my stuff he touched he
1:38.3	opened his little beverage and he flicked my little computer on i got a a new Mac. I got this new Mac.
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