Brittany Schmitt

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Brittany talk about daylight saving time, taking the bus, and sleeping with coworkers. Follow Brittany:IG: itsbrittbrithttp://ho2go.co Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.comPatreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	600 and progress in close of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here.
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.9	That's me.
0:23.5	We rolling?
0:24.4	Model cat.
0:25.8	Hey, how are you?
0:26.8	This is Brittany Schmidt.
0:28.4	Hi.
0:29.4	Wait, do you have a new last name?
0:31.8	I mean, legally I do, but it doesn't.
0:35.3	It's not great.
0:36.9	You know what?
0:37.4	I was just thinking, I just went pee and i and i ripped a big
0:41.1	fart yeah i heard it you did yeah it's a small apartment um but isn't it the worst when you just
0:50.9	pee but you rip a stinker and then whoever follows you into the bathroom thinks that you shit,
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