Look Away

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about the mall, Bluetooth, and writing in space. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Hey!
0:05.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here! Hey, hey, hey, hey, Jude.
0:27.1	What is happening here?
0:29.9	I don't know.
0:32.2	I'm pretty happy.
0:33.6	Don't look at the news and you could stay happy.
0:37.1	Oh, see, there goes the darkness.
0:39.5	Already starting.
0:40.9	Already starting.
0:42.1	Now, let's just get some of this coffee.
0:43.9	Let's take a shout out for coffee for keeping the world together.
0:47.3	Because if there was no coffee, there would be no heads on human beans.
0:51.6	Because everyone would kill each other.
0:56.7	Even Stalin said that. You can't take the beans away from the people. You could take their papa, but not the beans. Boy, we went
1:04.7	dark pretty quick, eh? Speaking to A, Canada, that's pretty light.
1:12.0	They're so nice.
1:12.5	They're so nice.
1:17.2	Minus all the murdered children buried that the Pope has to come visit.
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