Charli XCX
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Charlie XEX and I feel nervous about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:14.0 | Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brandy shoes, walking |
| 0:23.6 | blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
| 0:30.6 | I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
| 0:35.6 | Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend Joined as always by Sona Moufessian. You didn't change your last name when you got married. I didn't change it. Yeah. No, it's a lot of paperwork. Yeah, and a lot of consonants. What? What's taxed last name? Is it Tachshan? No, it's not Tchaisean. |
| 0:55.4 | I always think it's his first name plus Azizian. I know, but that's not how Arminian names work. Mofssetian has a lot of consonants in it. Yeah, it's a lot of letters that like really shouldn't be next to each other. Like the V and the S? Oh, I know. It's an explosion at a Campbell Soup factory. Okay, who has an apostrophe in his last name? |
| 1:11.3 | How awful is that? |
| 1:12.4 | I'm here in my glass house. |
| 1:13.8 | I'm firing stones. an explosion at a Campbell Soup factory. Okay, who has an apostrophe in his last name? |
| 1:11.3 | You know what? |
| 1:12.4 | I'm here in my glass house. |
| 1:13.8 | I'm firing stones. |
| 1:15.6 | I thought I was safe and apparently I'm not. |
| 1:17.7 | And Matt Gurley joining us as well. |
| 1:19.8 | There's a fine name. |
| 1:21.3 | Matt Goreley. |
| 1:22.2 | None of your O apostrophe, Brian or Mazuzzi. |
| 1:27.2 | It used to be Mac Gorely long, long ago. What? Mac Gourley. No, I'm told the last name. Oh, you got rid of the Mac? Well, I didn't personally. I've just heard long ago that it was Mac Gourley. Oh. Mac Gourley. You guys are looking at me like I did this somehow. Wait, so your name would be Matt McGorley? If I don't think that's impossible to say. Matt Matt McGorley. Matt McGorley. You know what? You know what? They dropped it. I think they was Matt goarly until you were born and you were born Matt so they knew that they had to lose the Mac. Yeah. He was born with a hi, my name is Matt on his chest. |
| 2:01.9 | I was. |
| 2:02.4 | You know, it's interesting that we're talking about birth and related matters because you are going to be taking a leave of absence for a while. |
| 2:12.3 | And this is big news. |
| 2:14.2 | What's going on? |
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