Chapter 6: Shotgun Wedding

Bone Marry Bury

Dear Media

Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 846 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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With the police on to them and no money to escape, Allie and Gabe head to the bar to, uh, brainstorm. In their drunken haze, they actually manage to come up with a plan that might just save them from prison… but can they pull it off? Can Gabe flirt his way through a police interrogation? Will Luis end up turning them both in?? And why is Allie wearing overalls to a wedding???

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0:00.0	You may say that we're in over our hands.
0:13.0	I'm the last thing that you'll ever regret.
0:40.3	So pour another drink tonight, I'll be your body, and you can be my ride. So we were totally fucked. Can I say fuck? Oh, well, too late. I already said it twice. So, right, where were we? Anyways, we were fucked, okay? Did we see it coming? No. Did we have a plan? Also no. Do I look good in orange? Debatable, actually. Once, when I was 12, the woman at the clinic counter at the Citrus Park Mall told me I was a spring, but honestly, she had way too much bronzer on.
1:16.2	Even then, I knew she was not to be trusted. I'm one of those rare, beautiful people who can
1:20.8	pull off all four seasons, but wearing the exact same prison uniform as hundreds of other
1:26.0	inmates? Unacceptable!
1:28.1	How would I stand out?
1:29.3	How?
1:32.9	So we're totally fucked, right?
1:34.9	Well, not necessarily.
1:36.7	I mean, if they had enough evidence against you, they'd just come arrest you now, not
1:40.0	politely request you to come to the police station tomorrow.
1:43.4	Oh my God, what if they come here pack a bag
1:45.3	Gabe let's hit the road guys I don't think you have to do that way do we go let's uh let's go to
1:51.4	Evans bar if this is my last night as a free woman I'm getting trashed ooh top shelf only
1:56.8	bitches oh my god is there a year going to prison equivalent of a bachelorette party?
2:01.7	Oh, man.
2:03.8	We should have gotten t-shirts with cute slogans.
2:05.3	Aw, next time.
2:06.0	Next time.
2:07.2	Louise list questions.
2:07.8	More packing.
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