Chapter 5: Liz Taylor 101

Bone Marry Bury

Dear Media

Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 846 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

What’s wrong with dating the guy who’s investigating a murder that you kinda, sorta, maybe committed? As it turns out… everything. Allie accidentally shows Luis her cards, implicates herself in the murder investigation, and needs to make a quick getaway. But her date — while cute — is no idiot, and comes to confront Allie and force her to explain herself. Just as she explains her way out of one mess, Gabe gets a call from Nashville PD...

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0:00.0	You may say that we're in over our hands.
0:03.0	I'm the last thing that you'll ever regret So pour another drink tonight
0:28.6	I'll be your body
0:31.1	And you can be my client
0:40.3	Troubles knocking at our door and you Okay, so it had been my right. Okay, so it had been 36 hours since Allie's disastrous day with Louise.
0:57.4	She wasn't eating, she wasn't sleeping, and she was constantly on this weird 90s exercise
1:01.8	machine that she found on the street and then dragged inside.
1:04.7	I mean, I know she's in a type of crisis, but that thing really clashed with my designing
1:10.3	women meets IKEA decor
1:11.8	theme I had going on.
1:13.3	At least the heap of junk was from the right time period, I guess.
1:21.0	Allie, get off that thing. You're stressing me out.
1:22.8	That Nordic track is so old, it makes more noise than my drag mom's knees during a death drop.
1:26.9	I can't. I'm freaking out. If Luis is investigating Jesse's murder...
1:31.1	It was not a murder!
1:32.5	You said it yourself. Who's going to believe that? It looks suspicious as hell.
1:36.3	And now that they've cleared the sweet pickle people, it's only a matter of time before they move on to a new suspect.
1:41.5	Plus, Louise can't be the only reporter looking into this. The story is
1:45.4	all over the news. We need a distraction. Oh, God, where's the Zodiac Killer when you need him?
1:50.6	Owry!
1:51.3	Too far?
1:52.3	Yes, we only wish for white-collar crimes around here. And the new rule from here on out is we're
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