Chapter 7: A Deadly Divorce (Epilogue)

Bone Marry Bury

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Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 846 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

For their two-month anniversary, Allie and Gabe are headed to court! Queen’s Court, that is, hosted by Trixie Mattel, one of Gabe’s favorite daytime court TV shows. Obviously, they’re going to settle their marital troubles in the most dramatic way possible. Things are once again looking up for old Allie — she’s got a good thing going with her man, a new job, and a new apartment. But her ride off into the sunset is derailed when she gets a frantic call from Gabe. Something went terribly wrong and he needs HER help this time... NOW! Let the games begin. (Again).

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0:00.0	All rise. The Queen's Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Trixie Mattel presiding.
0:20.1	This is case number one, 478, Arroyo v. Trixie Mattel presiding. Ooh, Susie.
0:21.6	This is case number 1478.
0:23.6	Arroyo versus Pierce.
0:25.6	All parties have been sworn in.
0:27.6	You may be seated.
0:29.6	Yes, hi, it's me.
0:30.6	Thank you.
0:31.6	Hi, everyone.
0:32.6	No big deal.
0:33.6	He was celebrity in the courtroom and scene.
0:35.6	Mr. Arroyo. Oh, that's me. Oh, big fan. Obviously, I am loving the courtroom and scene. Mr. Arroyo.
0:37.8	Oh, that's me.
0:38.5	Oh, big fan.
0:39.6	Obviously, I am loving the statement necklace.
0:41.7	And may I just say you are absolutely slain in that robe?
0:45.1	Judge Judy could never.
0:46.8	Oh, honey, I am a matching fan, too.
0:50.4	I can't let my defendants hog all the drama.
0:53.3	Wow, there's room's quieter than the audience at Utica's stand-up.
0:56.7	Anyway, it says here that you're suing the defendant, your wife of two months,
1:00.6	for $14 million in emotional damages.
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