Chapter 4: Panic Button

Bone Marry Bury

Dear Media

Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 846 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Allie knew it was a bad idea to fall into that dicksand again. Gabe steps in to help her clean up the mess she made (both literally and figuratively). With the situation “handled,” things are finally looking up! Allie manages to sell her stash AND gets asked on a second date by cute-party-guy, only to find out that her and Gabe’s cover up might not have been quite as expertly executed as they thought. Dun, dun, dun….

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0:00.0	What is it, Allie? It's like you have freaking ESP for when I'm getting intimate. This better be important.
0:16.4	Gabe, I, uh, I think Jesse's dead.
0:20.0	Yeah, he's dead to me, too, huh?
0:21.6	And I'm so glad you're working on yourself.
0:23.0	Those self-help audiobooks are really paying off.
0:25.2	But I'm at Quarries right now, hint-hint, so I gotta go, okay?
0:28.3	No, no, no, no, no, no.
0:29.7	I think Jesse's actually dead.
0:32.9	What?
0:34.0	Like, dead dead?
0:35.9	He seems, you know you know uh pretty dead wait you're you're there what did you do
0:42.7	no i didn't do anything i mean there's there's a teeny tiny chance i suffocated him with my vagina oh my god
0:48.6	oh my god Gabe you have to help me i don't want to go to jail and make a terrible prison wife
0:52.7	did you check his pulse maybe he's just just sleeping. Of course I checked his pulse.
0:56.4	Fuck! I'm officially freaking out. What do I do? I should call the police, right? Right?
1:02.1	Well, that depends. Do you have the up pay with you?
1:07.2	The what? The pot. Do you have the giant freezer bag of weed with you?
1:11.6	Yeah.
1:12.6	Allie, do not call the police, okay?
1:15.6	I just Googled it.
1:16.6	You could go to jail for six years for possession with intent to sell.
1:20.6	And then, okay, so what degree of murder would you say you committed?
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