Chapter 38

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 38 - STP. It's the evening of the last day of September 2019 and the conditions are damp. Richard and Wolfie go out to see if the Brexit ditch can have as much effect on world events as it clearly did last week and whether Boris Johnson has found the way to dampen its magic. There are more medieval aphorisms to help you with your stone clearing and some amazing discoveries including a very big stone, a stone that seems to have writing on it (a warning from the stone?) and a heart-shaped stone which seems to be encouraging Richard to carry on. Mixed messages from the world of geology perhaps. But Richard presses on, even though his wife nearly catches him in the act, which could be a marriage-ending moment. Please again, no w*nking to this podcast.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring Come on, Woofee Harris.
0:32.2	Are you excited?
0:35.4	Excite to go out.
0:36.5	Come on them.
0:40.3	Okay. excited? Excited to go out. Come on them. Come on. Come on. Alright, let's do this thing.
0:55.0	Okay, good girl. Good girl.
1:02.0	Hello and welcome to another chapter of Ptoin clearing with Richard Harry.
1:09.0	Wolfie is very desperate to get to the field today.
1:12.6	I think she may have a big wee in her.
1:14.6	It is the last day of September.
1:17.6	Do you remember the 30th day of September?
1:21.6	It is 5.43pm.
1:26.6	The conditions today are damp, just some drizzle coming down. I hope it doesn't
1:35.3	get too bad as I'm wearing my non-waterproof jackets, walk is off, up the pathway. And we're here to see what bounty there is in the fairly newly powered field.
1:51.3	Obviously, there's a very wet field that does, there's the wee. That does add a dimension in terms of claggy mud.
2:07.6	And of course, this is, there's been some adventures this last few podcasts, but we're going to try and get back to basics just a educational podcast for potential
2:21.3	stone clearers hopefully free of people trying to disrupt my work um just you know to try to come
2:33.0	up with some new phrases and rules, because there are no rules that will help you become as good as stone throws me. Straight onto the field and straight away.
2:43.0	Because the alabaster stone, which I toss onto the pile back there. There's a couple more here. Nobody around.
2:53.6	I've got some good stones that I mean it's really spoiled for choice of course as we have been since the plough.
3:01.6	Gobbles!
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