Chapter 39

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 39: The War Betwixt Ftone and Flesh. It's just after 8am on 9th October 2019 and the weather is overcast and the ground so soft that any stone can be pulled out. There's some expert Hasselhoffing on display as Richard enjoys the Ftone harveft and some of the medieval times' less impressive motivational rhymes. And for the first time in a while he's going the long way round and regaling us with legends of where the stones came from and how he plans to live forever himself. Kindly he caters to the insomniacs that he knows do not use this podcast for its intended purpose, but not the onanists who are definitely not using the podcast for its intended purpose. A call from his wife truncates the recording, but not much is lost. Plus is Richard playing into the hands of Borif Johnfon? And can he be seen from space?

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring Hello and welcome to, I mean we're approaching, I think this might be 39 of the tone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:48.2	Ooh, it's, there's some birds on the field who just arrived and Wolfe spotting them, some pheasants.
0:57.3	He's going for them. So she's going for them. Oh, look at that one running.
1:01.7	Go, get out of the way, you idiots.
1:03.9	Blimey. There's a big flock of them.
1:07.4	Oh, there's hundreds of birds out here. It's beautiful.
1:10.0	Luckily, they've all escaped Wolfie's clutches and lived to fly another day. It was a good one of them just wanted to run away. So it's 821 on, oh, straight away into a couple of beauties there. Just right at the edge of the field.
1:29.3	And fling them onto the can.
1:36.3	As I said, 821, 9th of October 2019.
1:41.3	The year is disappearing. I have scripts to write. I'm failing to do so. And instead I'm doing
1:48.2	this. But some people would say, well, is that a good use of your time? And I would say,
1:53.7	well, what are you doing to ensure your immortality? And they'd say, well, you know, I'm not bothered about that and they'd say, well, you should be.
2:03.6	Hey! By the way, I'm not a pheasant.
2:10.6	I'm already out into the field.
2:13.6	Obviously, at this time of year, no crops out here, it's sort of all right, I suppose, to walk out here a little bit to year no crops out here it's sort of all right i suppose to walk out here a
2:19.8	little bit to see what's out here and what's out here is a lot of stones a lot of soil there's a nice
2:25.9	sort of dark stone i don't know what type that was don't care different than usual though which is
2:32.2	interesting um and just having a little look at different than usual though which is interesting.
2:41.0	And just having a little look at here to see what I can see whilst flinging the occasional small medium medium
2:47.0	out onto the edge of the field.
2:53.7	And I'm going to really hassle off out now.
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