Chapter 37

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Chapter Thirty Feven - Ftone Fanta. It's 5.30pm on 23rd September 2019 and a tired and emotional and seemingly quite unfit Richard Herring has woken up to find the Ftone Fanta has been and the field that has been hit by every element possible in the last month has now been ploughed and there are boulders everywhere. Hear him struggle to lift the biggest stone ever off the field (pictured), hear him struggle to breath as he carries other stones across the field. Is that heavy breathing what it sounds like? Oh God, thank goodness this is audio only. Listen to a man so bewildered by the sheer abundance of stones that he finds it difficult to speak. You do not have permission to pleasure yourself to this episode.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Oh, okay, okay, now. Hold on. Good a. Hold on.
0:46.0	Hello and welcome to, what is it? Chapter 37 of
0:49.8	the tone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:55.0	This is...
0:57.0	It's just past half plus five
1:01.0	on the...
1:05.0	23rd of September.
1:07.0	Conditions are grey, it's just slightly drizzly., dog very keen to get to the field.
1:12.6	And exciting use a hook, there has been some development on the...
1:21.6	Well done, on the field, no more fires, but definitely some ploughing, not the whole thing, weirdly, but took me a little while to notice on my last stone clear
1:31.0	I don't record all of them I'm not mad um I've got about a quarter away around the field where I noticed that
1:40.7	the whole centre part of the bottom part of the field has been ploughed.
1:46.4	Not the edges though, so that was why I didn't spot it initially, which means a whole load,
1:51.6	beautiful fresh stones thrown up, big-sized ones and no crops out there, so we may take a little Hasselhoff out into the Stocean today,
2:05.6	or the Fetotian, as it would have been called back in the day, to see what we can see.
2:11.6	It's a part of the field that we don't really get to see very much of, generally speaking.
2:19.3	I don't know how I missed it looking there, maybe they've done some more ploughing, but it's, yeah,
2:25.3	they've plad subsequently to yesterday's jaunt, this weekend's jaunt, and yeah, straight away some nice stones here just on the edge everything dug up in the
2:41.0	path now just soymie and unfirm just a bounty for any stone clear.
2:52.6	Nice big, actual brick there.
2:55.6	Maybe from a Roman villa, maybe a bit more modern than that.
3:01.6	Um, oops, I was.
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