Chapter 25

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 728 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 25: Rabbit Army. It's just before 8am on 20th May 2019 and the weather is cloudy. Rich is off for an early morning stone clear wearing his jogging clothing. He's got more emails than he can realistically read out and is having to fight weeds and thoughts of his own mortality. But there's good news from Switzerland re his ambitions to become immortal. He's the victim of a double pincer movement from two old ladies which curtails his clearing efforts today, but still gets in a good few medium medium medium clears. And clarifies what that does and doesn't mean, whilst proposing a more expert 4D system. Plus a pitch for a new TV show to replace Game of Thrones. You'll never guess what it is called. Do check out the stone clearing website, even though is unofficial, not run by Richard and as strewn with errors as the field is full of stones. https://www.stoneclearing.com/

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0:00.0	Yes, she's making masks.
0:08.0	It's all going fine.
0:11.0	See you later, Annie.
0:14.0	Bye-bye.
0:16.0	Remember I love you.
0:19.0	Remember I love you, darling. Say hello daddy. Say bye bye bye bye bye bye
0:23.6	bye bye I love you see everyone. Bye bye bye bye come I'm all scared dog doggie. Good, Douggy. Come here. Good care.
0:42.0	Hello and welcome to chapter 25, I think, of tone clearing with Richard Herring. That's me.
0:55.9	That's a lot of chapters, isn't? I mean, that means I've been doing the podcast for half a year
0:58.9	wow okay
1:01.0	I mean is that an achievement
1:04.7	I don't know I think it is
1:06.1	we're uh it's uh
1:08.4	738 on the 20th of May 2019. Uh, it's a dull morning, I have to say. Uh,
1:20.0	I've elected to come out in my sports gift there. Just trying different plays every time.
1:24.6	Uh, might have a little jog halfway through. Have you go, walks. And I have no coat at all. Just a half marathon t-shirt from 20...
1:36.0	Oh, it's 2011, my goodness. I don't even know I did a half-mountain in 2011.
1:41.9	From the Royal Parks and some jogging bottoms and some running shoes so you know we might
1:49.4	break into a jog which isn't something you really want to go on a stone clearing exhibition
1:54.0	expedition or exhibition because you know you've got to keep your eyes peeled be ready to pick up
1:59.8	stones but of course the
2:01.2	faster you run the more ground you cover the more chance you have the finding the elusive great
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