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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Chapter 26

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8728 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 26: Rimmed By Labs. It's about 7.45am on 28th May 2019 and the field is thick with dew and Richard has a sartorial surprise for you. Plus find out how he lost 1.5kg in a weekend, what the mysterious multi-dogged man is like up close, why it's hard being the son of a god and further plans to change himself to stone. Plus dog sharks, why wearing red is a bad idea if you are part of the stone stasi and why the medieval stone clearers names and work have generally failed to survive. If you want to see Richard interview voice of the ftones, Michael Fheen, probably exclusively about this job and how he felt getting it and how it has changed his life, then come to Kings Place, London on 17th June for a very special RHLFTP - https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/richard-herring-podcast-17-jun/

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0:00.0

Stone clearing with Richard Herring.

0:17.0

With Richard Herring Come on, Wopi, Harry.

0:30.4

Come on.

0:31.5

Whoopi, come on.

0:33.1

You a little monkey, come on.

0:35.2

Good girl.

0:36.8

Good girl.

0:38.5

Come on. We're going on. Good girl. Good girl, come on. We're going out.

0:49.6

Hello there, and welcome to Chapter 20 Fix of Fetone Clearing with Richard Herring.

0:55.0

It's 739 on the 28th of May 2019 and and Wolfie is very keen to get out of the field.

1:09.0

I think she may need a wee. Someone parked parked right on the pavement here. Very inconvenient. I managed to get past them. Wolfie, hold on, darling, good girl. Oh! The rain being blown off the trees, there was hail and rain again last night. Luckily, just before I took the log out onto the field,

1:27.8

but I find a win. One day we will get caught up in a storm, and I want to let you know,

1:35.6

just case you're interested, literally just got in bed this morning, put on some jumble pants

1:42.9

and yesterday's t-shirt. So I'm going commando on today's stone clearing

1:47.4

and we'll see if that makes any difference to my ability to clear stones. My genital is swinging

1:56.9

fairly free and also in a slight element of jeopardy here because these jogging pants are

2:04.3

from when I was quite a lot of fatten I've lost a lot of weight this week in fact you may get on to that

2:11.1

I'm now about 15 kilos 33 pounds down on the year and I was wearing these jogging pants when I was 33 pounds heavier.

2:20.1

What I'm saying is there's a pretty good chance they could fall down. I've tightened

2:24.2

the drawstring a little bit. They still feel a little loose. So the jeopardy is,

2:29.8

will my trousers fall down during something as I'm bending down? Will that help or hinder the

2:38.1

stone finger will I get arrested? We'll find out. So the grass has been cut back on the field,

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