Chapter 24

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 24: Bonef of Ftonef. It's approaching 7pm on 14th May 2019 and a trendily dressed Richard is in search of stones (and not dog-walking based love). But more excitingly he's invented a brand new non-confusing stone size classification system that will bring this audio guide into a 3 dimensional video extravaganza (in the cinema of your mind). The crops are so high that is hard to see where the vegetation ends and the stones begin, but that doesn't stop Richard musing on how he might be able to literally become one with the stones and live amongst them for eternity. You may laugh at his vision. But let's face it, laughter is unlikely. Check out https://www.stoneclearing.com for all your stone clearing needs.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Oh, oops, okay.
0:32.0	Okay. Well, hello there, welcome to another chapter, Stone-Hurring with Richard Herring.
0:58.0	It's five to seven, it's probably a late one.
1:02.0	A few months ago, this would have been a terrifying nighttime experience.
1:06.0	But it's still a beautiful blue sky. Summer has arrived in Hertfordshire.
1:13.6	Good news for everyone except the stone clearist.
1:16.6	Wolfie the dog is barricing to get to the field.
1:19.6	Pulling on me, see, Wolfie, come here.
1:22.6	Come here!
1:24.6	I think she probably needs away.
1:26.6	She's been in the house for a few hours while we've been out of the dentist.
1:33.5	Various other things. It's not your business. Where I've been. All your businesses that I'm out here.
1:41.4	Clearing stones once again I just know that cage
1:44.3	hasn't even another wee yet
1:45.1	so oh I spoke too soon
1:46.9	for the dog wee enthusiasts
1:50.3	the first one
1:51.5	a shaft of yellow liquid
1:54.9	coruscating its way down
1:57.6	that's the right word
1:59.5	down the path
2:00.3	um um getting its way down, that's the right word, down the path.
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