Chapter 17

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 22 March 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 17 - What's Her Name? It's 8.38am on 22nd March 2019 and no one knows what is happening with Brexit, but one man knows what he is doing for the next 45 minutes: clearing stones whilst watching his dog perform ablutions. He hasn't just lost his trowel out on this field, but also his mind as he fails to recall the name of a major character in one of the biggest film releases of all time. Is someone travelling back in time to kill him - where does the dog walker vanish too and does a poorly thrown stone have terrible consequences for the rest of the world? Also how can you tell what direction a bald man is facing from a distance? You can hear everything this week in crystal clear surround sound. Bet you wish you couldn't. Now sleep. Look at those stones she's cleared. Whoever she is. Anyone can do it if they've got a gun.

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Whoa. Whoa.
0:21.6	Whoa. So, I'm So
0:38.3	I'm
0:40.3	I'm The The The Come on, Wolfie, good go.
1:56.0	So, hello, welcome to chapter 17 of the tone clearing with Richard Herring.
2:05.9	We will see how the recording goes today.
2:08.2	If you've been listening religiously, in both senses the work, you will know that the last two episodes have met with difficulties,
2:16.5	as if some supernatural force is trying to prevent this podcast coming out to you. I mean, it can't be the stone gods because they want their words read. It could be the legendary, possibly fictional, we don't know, Fetone Devil, with his army of log dogs
2:37.2	and his Starzy of informers or his fatafi. It's quite hard to explain what that is without saying it
2:45.4	in English first. I don't know, but certainly chapter 15, spoiled somewhat by the phone being in my pocket.
2:55.6	Not connected to the microphone. Chapter 16, somewhat spoiled by the wind.
3:03.6	It's the, what was it, the 23rd, 22nd, 22nd of March 2019.
3:10.3	It's about 838 in the morning.
3:15.3	And I have to say there are no inclement conditions today.
3:22.3	There's a buzz saw going off near by, which you may have heard.
3:28.0	But there's no wind, it's still.
3:31.0	It's a grey day.
3:33.0	It's like chill in the air, but I don't think that will affect the recording unless it becomes so cold
3:40.0	that the iPhone or headphones become
3:43.6	somehow frozen. I'm not sure that's possible. And we arrive at the field. That is field, not sealed.
3:51.6	I'm speaking in English now to discover the crop now probably a good seven inches high. I just picked up a little
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