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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Chapter 16

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8728 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 16: The Rattle of the Wind. It's March 15th 2019 at 8.40am and there are amazingly still stones to clear. After the stone gods attempted to fabotage last week's podcast with pocket noise, this week, they doth command the winds to blow this humble clearer off course. But Herring will not be swayed, clearing upwards of 23 stones off the field in this 40 minute odyssey. He will, however, have little of interest to say. The ever vigilant Ftone Ftafi are hiding well today, but Herring faces death at the hand of his arboreal nemesis. Will he make it home safe to his kitchen again? Or was this podcast discovered about the person of his frozen and crushed cadaver? Only one way to find out. It might have been better if you'd just heard the inside of his pocket this time.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Stone clearing with Richard Herring.

0:17.0

With Richard Herring Well, hello and welcome to the Fetone Clearing Podfa.

0:42.9

The podcast, pardon of me.

0:46.8

Chapter 16.

0:51.5

I'm not going to do the whole thing in Anglifax and don't worry, it's, uh, that will be coming.

0:57.4

And, uh, hopefully this week you are getting to hear what I'm saying a bit more clearly than last

1:03.9

week.

1:04.1

Then my phone was in my pocket.

1:05.9

So quite a lot of people have emailed in.

1:09.8

Um, Simon Weed in to say, yeah, I'd prefer it, Rich, when the phone's in your pocket.

1:17.1

I said phone then.

1:17.9

I thought, oh, is that the phone?

1:19.5

I got confused.

1:21.6

Going between two languages when I start dreaming in Anglo-Saxon, that's going to be the day.

1:28.9

But everything happens for a reason.

1:31.9

I strongly believe that, and I think the stone gods deliberately made that podcast work that way.

1:39.2

To test me, to test you.

1:40.9

Did you have the resolve to listen all the way through?

1:43.2

Some of you managed to pick up quite a lot of what I said, I have to say. So congratulations to you. Did you have the resolve to listen all the way through? Some of you managed to pick up quite a lot of what I said, I have to say.

1:45.8

So congratulations to you.

1:50.5

And just come in looking up under the field to see my dog squatting and either weeing

1:54.4

or pooing right in the middle of the field.

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