Chapter 18

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 5 April 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 18: Acroff the fky are fcudding cloudf. It's 8.30am on April 5th 2019 and Richard and Wolfie are embarking on Chapter 18 (not feventeen, like he foolishly believes) and there's exciting news on how you can get to actually see some stone-clearing, or get a stone-clearing t shirt, or an actual cursed stone from the field in a perspex case or even sponsor the podcast (head to http://rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter for details), plus a revolutionary new tool that could cut your stone clearing time in half. There's a suspicious amount of dog walkers today and a protracted conversation with two of them full of nervous laughter and possible unchecked racism. It's the podcast with everything. You can even get some tips on feeding your dog. Look at all I give you and I never ask for anything in return - oh except for money http://rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Good girl.
0:30.5	Hello there, and welcome to, is it, Chapter 17?
0:37.1	I think it might be.
0:38.3	I've stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:41.3	It is 8.31 on, I don't just setting off my timer on the 5th of April.
0:53.3	My goodness, 2019.
0:58.4	Conditions are pretty good.
0:59.6	It's a sunny morning.
1:01.9	Sun just rising, blue sky,
1:04.5	some scudding clouds, or for cutting clouds,
1:09.4	as they would have been called once.
1:12.9	Over to all is the love of God.
1:15.9	Blessing us everyone, that's the only use of scudding I've ever seen in that particular hymn.
1:22.9	Glad that I live am I, that the sky is blue.
1:28.3	Don't know why you're so glad about that. You'd like it, whatever colour it was, mate.
1:31.3	Grow up, just think about it. You'd just be used to whatever it is.
1:35.3	Anyway, that's, that's regardless, we're not here.
1:37.3	It's a parody skimp for hymns from the school days.
1:41.3	We're here.
1:42.3	To do some stone clearing, my fan friends.
1:46.3	Sorry if you missed me last week.
1:48.6	Events transpired that I couldn't record
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