Chapter 15: The Marquis de Sade, featuring Andy Daly

The Dead Authors Podcast

Paul F. Tompkins

Arts, Conan, Andy, Snl, Machine, Tompkins, 826, Daly, Maya, Books, Time, Tompkast, Travel, Ucb, Mcsweeneys, Rudolph, Superego, Comedy

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Capter 15: Oh, the delicious pain that shall be inflicted upon you with this podcast! H.G. Wells (Paul F. Tompkins) discovers there's more to The Marquis de Sade (Andy Daly) than just kinky sex-- there's also loads of murder!

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0:00.0	This Podcast is intended as Entertainment for Grownups and to spread awareness of 826 LA, a non-profit writing and tutoring center for children ages 6 to 18. For a full schedule of 826 LA's events and programs, including the Echo Park Time Travel Mart, visit 826.org.
0:16.4	And now here is the host of the Dead Authors Podcast, Mr. H.G. Wells. G. Welles.
0:23.0	Greetings all and welcome to Chapter 15 of the Dead Authors Podcast.
0:28.0	I am your host, H.G. Wells, and unlike your typical podcast host, I have the ability to travel through time.
0:35.0	Strike that, I've got a machine that travels through time. I merely sit in it as it does.
0:41.0	Apologies for the nitpick, but as scientists I think we can all agree that
0:45.2	precision in speech and thinking is vitally important. I mean could you even imagine someone
0:50.5	claiming to travel through time without the aid of some type of transport,
0:55.2	you'd think that person had gone bar me? Well, rest assured, I am quite sane.
1:01.4	I can only travel through time because I am in possession of a vehicle that is
1:05.4	essentially a section of mahogany floorboards with a cushy lounge chair atop
1:09.6	it and a bloody great spinning dish attached to the back.
1:13.2	It simply couldn't be more scientific.
1:16.4	Fans of my work often press me for details
1:18.8	about the workings of my fantastic machine,
1:21.2	but I keep those close to the gilded watchfob that dangles just so from the pocket of my bespoke Tweed fest. It simply wouldn't do to have every Tom, Dick, and don't let speed about the bush, Jules, lumbering hither and yarm through the time stream
1:35.2	like a bull in Harrod's China department. Also, I don't quite understand it. I mean, the dashboard
1:42.2	is certainly marked clearly enough go stop future past all that
1:47.1	plus an aftermarket cup holder and USB port I had installed but I am loath to tinker any further than that. Don't get me wrong. I am a man of science and a
1:57.1	visionary when it comes to the ways of the future. I've just always been a bit useless with my hands.
2:03.4	I recall my attempts as a lad to assist my father in building a rudimentary dollhouse for my
2:08.0	older sister.
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