The Real Story of Christmas Is Extremely Sus

Barstool Confessions

Barstool Sports

Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Feits and Chaps investigate the untold truth of the nativity of Jesus and the results are shocking. Subscribe, Rate, Share, and leave a review!

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0:00.0	Hey barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.1	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Uh, he's one of those.
0:09.6	So you all let me in the club?
0:11.1	You know what my dad is?
0:12.1	Bro, what is?
0:12.9	God, look at the fuck out here, Jesus, you little punk.
0:15.4	Stop coming back here.
0:16.4	Stop talking about your god dad.
0:17.9	Duh.
0:18.9	Duh.
0:20.9	Duh.
0:21.9	Duh.
0:23.9	Duh.
0:24.9	Welcome back to another barstool confession.
0:27.4	It's the Christmas season.
0:28.4	And we would be remiss if we didn't tell you about that little bouncing baby boy, Jesus.
0:32.8	Are we gonna tell the real story?
0:33.8	We're talking about Santa.
0:34.8	Santa the Bible?
0:35.8	No, Santa the Bible.
0:36.8	That's not a Bible though.
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