Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and now look back upon match day three of the Champions League.

It was a match day in which Ronaldo delivered a blow to the Italianos, whose defending was a no-show.

But would you know, Killian was the man despite shooting his penalty over Notre Dame or Notre Dame, if you

want to pronounce it all lame, but that would be a shame.

And Moro O'Cardy wasn't the only one to suffer a wonder blunder as Liverpool embarrassed

the Spanish champions like a PSG Ford embarrassing his wife by sliding into the DMs of an

Argentine model.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who follows more than one person on Instagram, Taylor Rockwell.

I do indeed. It took me a minute to remember what you were referencing. And I was like, is that,

is that a thing that happened in the news this week? And then I remembered Mara O'Cardy,

the way to his wife's heart is by unfollowing everybody but her.

We know this. It's a story

as old as time. So, Taylor,

I did introduce this show as a Champions League show, but

I have to admit the bulk of it is going to be about

Moro Ricardy and just brace yourself. I am concerned

that you've gone to it so quickly that you

are not going to introduce the other co-host for like 15 minutes.

Oh, there's other co-host, right. Yeah, okay. On that note, here is a man who may or may not have been the pitch invader who tried to grab Rinaldo at full-time at Old Trafford. Graham Ruffman, was it you? No, that's probably not the mined player that I would go for if I was going to storm the Trafford pitch, but I already feel time pressure here because we're robbing Ryan of Wanda Maracardi chat. So back to you, Ryan. Man, I know that we're trying to get to that story. That pigeonvader made me laugh so hard because that, like, if I were a pitch invader, I think I would envision that scenario when you get to the player and they're like,

oh no, let him stay. I'll hug him. I'll take a selfie. Here's my jersey. And I have to believe that that's what that guy was thinking. And he got to Rinaldo and Rinaldo like moved his arm away and then was just like, huh, that was funny. I'm assuming got tackled by six different people all at once.

Brutal but funny.

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