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Raph, how are you? Nice to see you. Very well. Glorious days, you say. It's hard not to be in anything other than a good mood. It is. But we see how the next hour takes us. Well, let's see how it goes, yeah, because there's quite a lot. Of course, we've got Friday to look forward to in the Trump-Pooten summit, which is going to take place in Alaska. I said to somebody possibly because they can both walk there,

which is one of the place in Alaska. I said to somebody presumably because they can both walk there,

which is one of the easier places to meet up with.

But a lot of migrant stories around today, front page of the Sun,

which I haven't mentioned yet, has got dingy migrants get dingy days out,

which is one of the more curious headlines of the day.

Migrants arriving on small boats are being offered cup price dingy days out, which is one of the more of the more curious headlines of the day. Migrants arriving on small boats are being offered cup-rise dingy days out funded by taxpayers. You know, as if they haven't been on the dinghy before. Dingy left classes and windsurfing. If there were two things I would suspect migrants don't want to do having scaled the choppy waters of the channel, it's getting back into that of situation. Yes, you would think not. But of course, in pages four and five, they've got the sort of the full menu, if you like, of all the freebies and different councils. Rotherham Council, dingy boat hire, gyms, swimming, tennis, squash, athletics, hot drinks. These are all things that they get a discount card for, Calderdale Council, they can get massage, physiotherapy, yoga classes, crazy golf, IMAX tickets.

I mean, what is going on in this country? Who comes up with this rubbish?

It's absolutely outrageous, particularly because these discounts are larger than our own

armed forces get than our own pensioners get. And if you really wanted to create more division in society, this is precisely how you do it.

People are already feeling that migrants are getting a good deal.

And here, even in my own borough council, they're getting half price on civil partnerships.

I don't know how many migrants are actually gay coming over here on these things.

But also, they're giving them swimming lessons. I'm terribly sorry, I'm pretty sure the British public don't know how many migrants are actually gay coming over here on these things.

But also, they're giving them swimming lessons.

I'm terribly sorry, I'm pretty sure the British public don't want migrants now hanging out in swimming pools.

Also, shouldn't they give them swimming lessons before they get on the D's across the channel?

Maybe they should set that up in Calais. Set that up in Calais and have the swimming lessons in Calais.

Let the French bloody pay for it.

And they're giving them martial arts classes.

Now, call me all-fashioned.

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