Good morning and welcome to Morning Glory. It's coming up to three minutes past six. I'm Mike Graham. It's Tuesday the 12th of August and we are in the middle of ladies and gentlemen of another heat wave. Fourth heatwave of the summer is what they're calling it. And they're telling us that we're running out of water. Believe it or not, one of the most ridiculous stories I've read this morning is on the front page of the Daily Telegraph, which says basically what you should be doing is deleting your emails because it'll save water.

I know, I know, it sounds mad, doesn't it?

Apparently, at data centres, use up an awful lot of water.

There was a story the other day from Texas about an AI sort of center, data center,

where they were collecting so much data that they drained the entire

nearby town of water and they didn't have any water left. This is why, you know, the so-called green revolution is not everything that it's cracked up to be. If you're Ed Miliband, you're going to go, oh, this is great, let's have a load of data centers, let's collect loads of data. But unfortunately, you have to pour about 55,000 tons of water over it every five minutes, apparently. So apparently if you get rid of your emails, you won't be able to, you won't have to, you know, have some kind of hose pipe ban. Who knows? Ridiculous story. Anyway, the big story of the morning is that we have finally done it. We have finally done something that we can all be proud of. This country, this nation, people put it down. They say we can't do anything anymore. They say we can't make anything happen. The roads are all screwed up. The railways are knackered. You know, the steel industry's gone. We can't make anything work. You know, everything has gone to hell in the handcart. But no, because ladies and gentlemen, there is some help on the horizon. I can show you the front page of the Daily Express in which it says

50,000 migrant boat arrivals under Labor. There we are. Hurrah! Finally, Labor have actually

achieved something worth singing about. 50,000 migrant boat arrivals since Keistama got into power

last July. Five, four, three, two, one.

Yay! You can hear the cheers all the way from Daly Street, can you? Kirstarmer. Finally, we've actually achieved something. Finally, we've done something right. After all the lies, after all the mistruths, after all the, you know, underpinning of the ridiculousness of this government, they've finally got something they can write home about. That's it. We've brought 50,000 illegal migrants into this country and they're all living here. Thank you very much indeed. In hotels, in single occupancy residences, in multiple occupancy residences, well. We're going to talk about all of that. We've got some amazing footage to show you from the Home Office. They've hired loads and loads of experts to try and fix this particular problem, and they're failing miserably at it, I'm afraid. Also, we'll be talking about the number of attacks on the NHS staff that's going on in A&E departments.

We'll be talking about Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin there meeting up in Alaska at the end of the week. And we'll also be talking about how hot it's going to be. Drought-like conditions until the autumn warns the Guardian. We're going to run out of water. Parents are urged to keep their kids indoors. What's wrong with you? For heaven's sake.4 499 1,000 is the number we've got a montage have we let's hear it mike fantastic show as always big week coming up for two tier we're going to hit the 50,000 mark of illegals that we know

about giving out dingy ride to people that's come over supposedly traumatised by having to come over on a dingy.

I just can't make that up.

Yeah, we are going down the gurgler mic.

And there we are.

Never a truer word said in jest by the great people that listen to this show and watch this show

and give us all the absolute energy that we need at this time in the morning. Charlie Rowley's here. Very good morning to you, Charlie. Good morning. How happy are you that we finally reached this milestone that we can all be proud of. I was saying earlier, we should have had some kind of ceremony for the 50,000s migrant as he staggered off the boat into the arms of the waiting border force people in Dover.

Well, you and your listeners will forgive me if I don't join.

So the Britishers at number 10 might also be holding their head in their hands.

But you're right.

It's not smashing the gangs.

It's smashing the records.

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