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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Chad Carter,Kevin Dorff,Robert Dassie

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2012

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Dudicle - Oh no, I think we died and went to improv heaven! Chad Carter, Kevin Dorff, and Robert Dassie are taking a break from their parasailing and porno watching to perform some improv4humans with Matt Besser. From islands with exotic cuisine to dogs with unique tricks, we're exploring the depths of the improv world with only an inspirational quote from Kafka and your Twitter suggestions to guide us. Follow @MattBesser to send suggestions for future episodes and find music like the stuff you heard today by visiting Bobby Matthews and Dragoon .

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Improv for Humans.

0:09.8

I'm Matt Besser.

0:11.3

This show is Improv for Humans.

0:14.8

Even terrorists can listen and enjoy the comedy here.

0:18.6

Why not?

0:19.6

Today for terrorists too.

0:22.7

The day is improbably performed by myself and three other humans is fully improvised.

0:27.4

They're revising off your suggestions given to me on Twitter at Matt Besser and we'll

0:31.6

be doing some scenes that, you know, come on with some conversation.

0:35.0

But first, let me introduce you three of the best improvisers in the universe, Chad

0:39.9

Carter.

0:40.9

What'd you do over your holiday breaks?

0:44.3

Anything fun?

0:46.1

I went to Portland, Oregon, to ski.

0:48.6

Yeah, they have skiing there.

0:49.9

Yeah, manhood.

0:50.9

All right.

0:51.9

Amazing.

0:52.9

Are you a skier?

0:53.9

No, I'm terrible.

0:54.9

Is this your first time?

0:55.9

No, I go about once a year, so I never get any better.

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