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🗓️ 18 January 2012
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser, that's me. |
0:11.2 | This is for humans, not Mitt Romney, that guy can't be a human, huh? |
0:16.2 | Fucking mannequin head. |
0:17.2 | That guy's a robot or something. |
0:20.8 | Today's improvly performed by myself, three other humans. |
0:25.5 | It's fully improvised. |
0:26.8 | We're taking your suggestions from Twitter at Matt Besser and improvising scenes that |
0:31.0 | will spin off just to have us have some conversations. |
0:33.8 | So, I'm here with, let's start here, Joe Wenger, Joe. |
0:38.0 | You told me that you wanted to take some community college class to perhaps just mix up your |
0:43.9 | life, get some new experience, meet some new people. |
0:46.1 | What would that class be? |
0:47.4 | I think I would like to take a cooking class. |
0:50.0 | Really? |
0:51.0 | Do you cook right now or is this the direction you wanted to get more skill? |
0:54.4 | I do cook, but I only know how to make a couple of things and I feel like I need to freshen |
0:59.8 | up my repertoire. |
1:00.8 | What about cookbooks? |
1:01.8 | Have you tried one? |
1:04.0 | I got a cookbook from my aunt a couple of years ago called a man, a can, and a plan, |
1:09.5 | but I think it's for like a more masculine dude than me. |
1:12.8 | It's all like take chili and pour it on fritos and stuff like that. |
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