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Celebrating 15 Years Of The Titus Podcast!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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CELEBRATING 15 YEARS of the Titus Podcast! Thank you all! Scream Sanity! You ARE the RESISTANCE! 

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0:00.0

I'm Mr. Titus, and this is the supplemental breaking news Armageddon update.

0:07.3

Well, people, a couple days ago, we watched another murder on television, and it wasn't like

0:12.1

a weird metaphorical kind of rap battle of murder where, like when Trump gets asked to spell

0:16.8

pedophile. No, it was an actual murder by our Istapo.

0:20.9

Alex Pretty was an observer, a legal observer who was filming the clown car of ice agents while

0:26.4

they violated citizens' rights and the Constitution in Minneapolis.

0:30.8

The video plainly shows Pretty did not advance on the officers. They advanced on him.

0:36.6

He didn't brandish a weapon like

0:38.2

Christie. Hell yeah, shot my dog in the face. Nome said he did. You know, and I got to be

0:44.0

honest, I watched in amazement as these ice holes. Bunch of faggin ice holes. Pushed a woman to the

0:49.7

ground and then Alex Prattie jumped in to protect her. Yeah, to help her get away from these untrained in-depth,

0:56.2

couldn't hold a job at Chipotle douchebags.

0:58.2

They then shot him, point blank with pepper spray.

1:02.2

Then they tried to grab Prattie and six of them.

1:05.4

Six couldn't get him under control.

1:08.0

He was blinded on his stomach and half a dozen of Trump's turd bags

1:11.3

could not restrain one guy. Alex Prattie was a damn good human being also people. He was a

1:16.9

Veterans Administration ICU nurse who saved lives, gave time and was an incredibly important

1:22.2

and active member of the community in Minneapolis. He had a legal concealed carry permit. I'll say it again.

1:30.2

Legal. And it was in his waistband on this day. It was in his back. And because he was face down,

1:35.4

getting hit and stomped by six masked incels, they saw it. And one of them yelled,

1:40.4

gun! Then grabbed it and ran away. So now Alex Petty never went for his gun.

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