The FILES!!!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
The Epstein Files are STILL NOT released.
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| 0:00.0 | You are the resistance. I'm Christopher Titus people and this is the redacted Armageddon update. |
| 0:07.1 | I got to tell you, I don't want to do this one. This last week has been a week of disgust and hell |
| 0:11.9 | reading about some nightmare monsters that seem to run our world. And I'm not talking about the |
| 0:17.7 | housewives of Orange County. The Epstein files dropped this last week. |
| 0:21.9 | Well, sorry. |
| 0:23.7 | Not all the Epstein files. |
| 0:24.9 | In fact, even after a legal ruling that said they had to release the files by December 19th, |
| 0:30.0 | it's the law and the Republicans, the party of law and order. |
| 0:34.4 | Yeah, wait until January 28th. |
| 0:36.3 | Cool. |
| 0:36.9 | And then they released less than half of the files. |
| 0:40.0 | Fellins keep doing felon shit, don't they? Do you know why I think the Epstein files are real and |
| 0:44.3 | true because I don't know anyone that would make up this brutal insanity. And that sound, |
| 0:50.4 | by the way, that's Stephen King vomiting. That's how bad they are. The Epstein files have shown us that Epstein was more than likely working with Mossad, because this wasn't just a sick |
| 0:58.4 | dude with his sick buddies partying, but a worldwide espionage blackmail operation that used |
| 1:04.7 | children as the bait. And the people invited pretty much who you thought. Go ahead, guess, guess, guess, |
| 1:10.5 | yes, yes, uh-huh, yep, nope, nope, nope, nope, ahead, guess, guess, guess. Yep. Uh-huh. Yep. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Yep. That one's a no-brainer. Come on. That's almost cheating. And, oh, of course, that dude. I think the funniest joke I saw on threads, and it's not mine, but comedian Renan Hirshberg, when I give him credit, he said, I can't believe Woody is the kind of guy that cheated on his own daughter. |
| 1:28.3 | I'm mad at that guy, because that's damn funny. Follow Mr. Hersberg when you can. He's hilarious. |
| 1:33.3 | In page after page, there are allegations of doing things to children that would end my YouTube |
| 1:39.2 | channel if I even describe it. So let's use the words they use to describe what happened when people ordered |
| 1:45.7 | pizza and grape soda. Yeah, yeah, guess what? They didn't mean pizza and a beverage. It meant |
| 1:51.0 | you ordered a fourth grader in zip ties. But I'm going to stop there because you can just go look it up. |
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