I'm Christopher Tidus people. This is the Army getting an update, and I got to be honest, I am tired.

I am like walking up 300 flights of stairs after a three-day heroin bender tired. I'm tired of watching the news.

I don't want to talk about this bloviating diaper-clad ignoramus another day in my life.

However, if I don't keep screaming sanity in the face of the

hour by hour insanity, these morons are screaming at us, then I don't believe I'm doing my duty as a

human or as an American. Today, diaper dumbass admitted he was a dictator. Sometimes you need a

dictator. All he needs now is the Hitler mustache. Sorry, the Michael Jordan mustache. Mike,

what the fuck were you thinking with this? This week, Trump went to Davos and gave a speech that would have, well, made any other family member put another 80-year-old in a home strap to a gurney with an ivy full of oxy-continent insurer. Now he wants to take Greenland, all 58,000 people. He said he had a concept of a deal, you know,

like they had a concept of a plan on health car. I have concepts of a plan. And a concept of a

plan on immigration. He got in front of the leaders of the world and said, without us,

most of the countries don't even work. That's a weird opening. Okay, all right, but compelling, right? Maybe he was trying to shock him and then give him the punchlines. All right, let's see where he flips it and brings it home. You ready? After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But we gave it back. But how ungrateful are they now?

Okay. All right. All right. All right. He's setting it up further for a ravaging punchline. Here we go.

Ready? Kennedy gets a lot of freebies from us. By the way, they should be grateful also, but they're not.

Okay. All right. All right. Not yet. Now he's going to drop the hammer and unite the world. You're ready? I believe they're at a point now where they can come together and get a deal done. And if they don't, they're stupid. Huh, can that dude inspire a crowd or what? He fucking did it again. This 34-time felon rapist pedophile, then he told the world that without America,

they would always be speaking German and a little Japanese, perhaps.

Without us, right now, you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese.

Yeah, dipshit, so would we!

The speech I watched today spoke into dead silence to the leaders of the world.

The only reactions he got

was when he said something so stupid

the whole world laughed in his face.

I gotta be honest people,

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