Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Great Groups!

The world's first time in the world through cash, thanks to the ether from the pulsing,

throbbing epicenter of the most enormous comedy festival in the entire world. The Edinburgh

French Festival right here from the dining room at the Gilded Balloon, ladies and gentlemen.

Once again we hope for poetry and we'll settle for a few cheap laughs. This is my 425th time at the

Edinburgh French Festival. When I first came here Arthur Seat was but a hill. Thank you,

I'll explain that to everyone listening out in podcast land. Arthur Seat is a gigantic volcanic

crag that sits high atop Edinburgh which is picturesque and located situationally below an enormous

rock with a staggering castle on top of it. They light with torches in the night so it shines

like a medieval bacon and then you can hear the tattoo playing and all the pipes going and so

that parts torture and then down the leaf you can score heroin if you like. There's so many

there's so many things you can do in Edinburgh while you're hairy. You can buy a tart and

guilt and I actually considered it today for the first time in a hundred years. I walked by one of

the I Heart Scotland shops and which are all over Scottish land and I thought I should buy a

kilton and I thought no I would look like the biggest planet that ever walked the face of the earth.

If you were a kilton Los Angeles you would so give mixed signals.

Maybe not the signals I want to give off but Edinburgh is a glorious place and so every festival

I think in the world this year or all the ones that are fun. I went to a Melbourne festival in

Australia and Melbourne is an unbelievably beautiful town full of good food so it's different than

Edinburgh and oh walk it off walk it off walk it off a haggis chibata is not food we're going to

get to your food and then I was in Wellington New Zealand which is like Scotland actually a little bit

you know foggy and whatnot because summertime here right it's and then I was also in Montreal

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