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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2011
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you very much for your time, and I'll see you in the next video. |
| 0:30.0 | Yes, the smartest man in the world commences right here right now at the bustling |
| 0:34.9 | throbbing epicenter of hypnist right here in Austin, the hideout coffee shop |
| 0:39.7 | ladies and gentlemen when we have a live audience full of Texans right here right |
| 0:43.4 | now, the out of bounds comedy festival which takes place for a week over this |
| 0:50.2 | weekend and I don't know how that works. It was over 450,000 comedy acts here in |
| 0:55.7 | Austin this weekend improvisation sketch stand up and also comedy. We'll be here |
| 1:02.4 | all weekend long so far. I've done stand up. I've done an interview about my |
| 1:05.7 | fabulous career James Rampdon style. We're doing an improv show here tonight and |
| 1:10.0 | this show be going on all over the interweb and all over the ether from |
| 1:14.6 | Lubbock to Lake Palestine from Coffee City to Van. Incomersing all over the |
| 1:21.0 | Republic of Tain Haas here and of course all over the world. This is the first time |
| 1:25.2 | I've done the proof cast stone cold sober because we don't usually do it on |
| 1:29.1 | Sunday afternoon. I feel that's completely appropriate here for Texas Sunday |
| 1:33.6 | afternoon seems to be a time where men want to put on shorts and wear mandals. Right |
| 1:40.1 | on Austin and right on Sunday and if you're out there driving around listening |
| 1:44.0 | to the proof cast open your flask and take a healthy talk right now and if you're |
| 1:48.4 | sitting at home light one up for me ladies and gentlemen and pity my |
| 1:52.2 | sobriety as we move along here. The weather here have only been in Austin for a |
| 1:56.1 | couple of days yesterday an unceasing biblical sun like God's anvil beating down |
| 2:01.4 | upon the warm tones of the land and the armadillo shall shrink and so shall |
| 2:06.6 | the penis as I wander down the street my neck blistering in the unrelenting |
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