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Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Troops.

Wow! Well, what a surprise.

How did everyone get into my saloon where it happened to be drinking on a Wednesday night?

The smartest man in the world proved cast once again takes to wings of poetry and hopes

to ascend to the balmy heights way above lower California here.

As we once again seek refuge in the salubrious climbs of the back room where

the portraiture is nude and the mirrors are plenty, the red lit avenue that is the

bar luba chair in hunkering west Hollywood.

I bid you welcome one and all. If you're driving again, I hope you're drinking.

If you're sitting at home with ear buds in, I hope you're huffing because that's how it goes.

A little Ariana Puffington perhaps would make my show even more satirical.

We're back from San Francisco and points elsewhere that I have since for Odenberg.

We've also been to Dolvier in the interim since we've spoken to you.

And as we speak now and from the moment you'll be hearing me when this jobs through

the miracle of the interwebs, I will be in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Underneath the homestead bridge, performing at the improvisational comedy club there

not I won't be doing improv. We loved you on whose line I know sweetie.

I'll be performing at a club called the improv. So don't get all had up and go like I bought

tickets but the older bald fellow was not there.

What a ripoff.

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