We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 191 dot PR

2321 certificate number 13321

Cask 263.

Yeah, that sounds kind of like a, like the title of like a, like a, the, the title of like a, like a song on a deaf leopard record.

Yeah, I was trying to think, it's definitely a big step up from vortex one.

Yeah.

Cask 263, could it be one of those early 2000s bands?

It could, right?

Or like a early, K early 70s sort of jazz rock record

Did I say it right is it 263 is it 263? I would say Cask 263. Who died and made you Cask librarian?

You know what? They're, we're going to get some responses to this episode because although you and I neither of us

are we don't we don't drink alcohol we don't for reasons. You have never had alcohol, is that right?

Yeah, sure it's... I mean not not in a cake. You know I've had alcohol in food. I'm sure I've sipped a drink only to discover then that it wasn't virgin and sent it back.

I, on the other hand, drank all of the alcohol of a lifetime, of a normal human lifetime, and mine, and your lifetime, but I just

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