We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 671.LK2270.

Certificate number 3072 The Jefferson Bible. Someone took me on grass.

Merry Christmas. John.

So, uh... I felt celebrating the birth of our Lord this week.

Thank you.

I thought, I mean we're recording this back in November, so this is a bit of a fraud.

Right, but you celebrate the birth of our Lord every week and I you know I celebrate his

entire catalog. You like the deep cuts? I'm committed to sparkle motion. What

would you say isn't the entire catalog that I've missed?

Oh, the G's catalog?

I mean I've got the Book of Mormon.

I feel like I've got the collector's issue.

Yeah, you do.

You've followed it's, you've followed it straight along the line but you know I've

dabbled in all the side streams you've got the gospel of Thomas yeah I've

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