We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

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We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have access entry 182.

P.S. 403, certificate number 6374.

Cape Hatteras Lighthouse. So I've decided to turn my half of the omnibus into basically a lighthouseighthouse-based podcast.

You have, uh, and Lighthouse are a big part of your life and your mistake.

Your Methos.

Mm-hmm.

Don't you want to live in a, some kind of a fanciful Lighthouse? I do, I want to live in a some kind of a fanciful lighthouse?

I do I want to live in an eight-sided lighthouse made of dreams.

What would be the downside of it had seven or nine sides?

I wouldn't be, wait a minute, oh it was a seven-sided lighthouse made of dreams I've added an extra

side no it added on it was always going to be seven-sided that's part of how do you build

a lighthouse out of dreams it does seem more mystical if it's an odd number, like all the, like all the, what,

Oregon energies in the Pentagon.

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