BREAKING NEWS: Jockey Dies Winning Horse Race
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Anthony is officially domesticated, cooking in his crock pot daily (5:30) and Gregg talks about how his wife is handling Trump leaving office. (9:20) In Erica's corner, Anthony talks about not changing his standup for other countries or language barriers (21:19). Some uplifting headlines this week: A baby giraffe was killed by it's mother right after birth, a Rabbi claims that the Covid vaccine will make you gay (31:31), a horse jockey died mid horse race from a heart attack (41:20), a pedophile petitioning to change the age of consent dies of Covid (50:05) and a Stalin themed cafe is shut down because well, Stalin. (56:04). Choo Choo! (1:01:04) Gregg recommends an article called "The Plague Year", Ricky Hollywood recommends "Interior Chinatown" and Anthony closes the show with a recommendation for "I am, I am, I am".
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's up this week? We do not have a pre-roll, but I wouldn't just talk to you guys about something just off the cuff |
| 0:05.2 | or something |
| 0:05.8 | I've been thinking about like how often do you use excuses like I had a long day at work or I'm just not feeling it |
| 0:12.4 | instead of doing the horizontal |
| 0:14.4 | MAMBO |
| 0:15.7 | and getting down |
| 0:17.7 | And either plug and holes or getting holes plugged it isn't easy to talk about a reptile dysfunction |
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| 0:36.4 | That wasn't a pre-roll that was just me kind of just talking out thinking out loud |
| 0:41.3 | Hmm I miss this is why I miss our conversations as friends. I know I |
| 0:46.9 | I felt like we could take time off because I'd we just we exhausted every like aspect of ED and |
| 0:53.4 | And now it's now we just talk about different headlines, but for a while there for years |
| 1:00.5 | We always had something we was it was a deep well, but like any well. It's gonna vundra I |
| 1:06.4 | Mean they the ED well goes out, you know, there's different corners to it. There's a lot to explore |
| 1:11.2 | I say we get a shovel and keep digging, but let's do it later |
| 1:14.8 | All right, we've got baby giraffes a dead |
| 1:17.1 | Jackie and a restaurant with incredibly bad branding all coming up on episode 88 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal |
| 1:26.0 | Vanity project |
| 1:28.0 | JRP |
| 1:29.0 | Junior Vice President |
| 1:30.9 | Look, I always like to a med school, okay? |
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