Hello, we are transmitting to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would

otherwise be lost.

Whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule. This is the Omnibus. You have accessed entry 179.

EX3937.

Certificate number 31484.

Candlestick Park

But a big league town needs a big league ballpark.

So quick as a wink,

or maybe two.

Up went beautiful candlestick park.

Hi, Grant. Hello. How are you doing? Good. Welcome on the

omnibus or welcome to the omnibus. It is a great honor. A long-time listener. You're not on the

omnibus yet because you have to do a good show. If Candlestick Park is no good, it's right in the omnibus dust bin.

I'm aware of the stakes, aware of the stakes.

I've been practicing in front of Amir.

I've drawn a little eyes on my hand, and I was doing one of those things, pretending to be you.

I'm ready.

Senior Winsless? Hello? Yes, I'm ready. I'm practice. Let's go. Okay. And you've got a baseball hat on, which is good. It's casual. A sweatshirt of a sports team that looks like the bros, the bros. The bananas. Actually, it couldn't be further from the bros, the bros, the banana slows.

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