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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:30:00.50 A Great Week Of Show, AMIRITE? 00:03:44:16.00 A Celebrity Butt Licker’s Apology 00:07:01:11.13 Woman “Addicted” To Pony Play 00:15:41:21.46 White Man Helps White Man And Promptly Gets Scammed 00:20:48:11.09 A Very Stubburn, Very Wrong Soverign Citizen 00:29:40:17.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:30:58:04.74 Racists At The Slot Machines 00:33:52:10.22 Rich Tech Dude Wants To Reverse Time On Penis 00:39:34:06.08 Finding Out You Never Graduated Highschool 00:42:11:20.25 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, August 8th, 2023.
0:03.3	Coming up on the program today, addicted to pony play.
0:06.4	Plus, a racist white dude gets scammed by an African.
0:09.8	A white African.
0:11.6	Hey, sovereign citizen claims she doesn't need a driver's license,
0:14.2	but does need a lot of cocaine.
0:16.6	And the penis rejuvenation experiment, some a billionaire.
0:19.8	If I had a quiz in art, I'd make a kiss in the morning.
0:32.0	Just spot you in the evening, feel my soul at night.
0:38.9	I'd process carrots, I'd slice roast beef real thin.
0:45.6	I'd make such meals so good.
0:48.2	My cookin' would be famous all over this town.
0:56.5	Did it, did it, if I had some cocaine?
1:02.1	I'd snorted in the morning.
1:05.4	I'd snorted in the evening.
1:08.8	I'd snorted at night.
1:12.4	I'd snorted with strangers.
1:15.5	Or even with lawyers.
1:18.9	I'd snorted till my nose got flat.
1:21.6	I'd get an operation.
1:23.6	So I could snorted some more, dude.
1:29.6	Dude, dude, dude.
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