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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 I’ve Been Perving Around Cincinnati’s Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.01 Product Warnings In Commercials / On Packaging 00:15:44:14.18 Religious Tiktokker Obsessed With Abortion, And Molestation, And Mommy Sex 00:20:38:10.50 The Ex-Con With A Scrotal Sack On His Chin 00:22:14:06.74 Neighbors Are Fighting While Couple Enjoys Corn On The Cob 00:24:34:24.17 Dickifying Your Favorite Songs! BUY THE DIGITAL ALBUM! 00:33:29:22.07 Has The Woke Moralist Mob Come For […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Frank's head to Monday, August 21st, 2023, coming up on the program today, a selection
0:05.6	of dick medley's to tickle your taint.
0:07.8	Plus, my new favorite person in this world is a man with a nickname, Titty Chin.
0:12.3	The library book deposit box has acquired a taste for human flesh, and Elon Musk needs
0:17.1	to launch some ACs up in this bitch.
0:47.1	I'm up on him, he's up on me, don't pay him any attention, just write my tears for
0:54.7	few good years, you can be mad at me, if you like it then you should put on the human
1:01.8	if you like it then you should put on the human, it won't be bad when you see human, if you
1:07.8	like it then you should put on the human, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
1:15.7	pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
1:21.9	if you like it then you should put on the human, if you like it then you should put on the human,
1:27.5	it won't be bad when you see human, if you like it then you should put on the human,
1:33.6	beats the distorted view show with Tim Hanson.
1:37.1	I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it.
1:40.2	Crystal Masalusians up your butt, ho.
1:42.4	Yeah, that really gave me training, baby fever.
1:47.0	No, I'm to miss plan is my whole human liver.
1:50.7	Yes, tip of the James Hanson, back here with you to kick off a new week, programs have
1:56.8	a great one for you today and I hope you had a great weekend.
2:01.0	I sure did, I was, I did this weird thing where most of the weekend I was actually outside,
2:07.3	which just felt unnatural, I'm an indoors kid.
2:11.3	Why hasn't someone created outdoor air conditioning?
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