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Can You Solve These True Break Up Story Mysteries?‬

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Abby has a list of break ups. YOU try to guess what happened! It's harder than it sounds! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue if I have this right Abby just said that she would want me to give away everything

0:05.3

I've earned for me to look like Matt right

0:07.0

That's not what I said. I would I would give everything away from that right to come and be on the show

0:11.6

But no, no, if I want him to be your replacement. I said I would give up all of this to look like Matt right

0:17.4

And she said I would too meaning like you would give away what I have built for me to look like Matt right

0:27.0

I would give up everything to look like

0:30.2

We were talking about him earlier this morning, so he came back up

0:33.2

And I didn't really know all that much about him and I started watching his videos and I'm like this is just not fair

0:37.8

Like God is like he gave him great looks and he's funny

0:41.6

There's got to be something super wrong with this doodle somewhere down the line. You should only be able to get one

0:47.0

I feel that way about Natalie Portman who is beautiful talented actress speaks several languages went to Harvard

0:53.0

I'm like, no, you don't get all of that right you can pick maybe two. I'll let you be attractive and in movies

0:58.9

It's logic. It's it's the balance of life too. So I mean God did extra on this dude

1:03.9

So he did way less for somebody else. I don't know who's God. I think it was Dr. G. O.D.

1:10.9

That is what they mean when they say God give it and God take it away

1:14.3

So Abby has a podcast called break up break down. I shall tell you about that

1:17.9

But there are still are some that are unsolved break ups

1:21.5

Yes, so every time I end a season I have like this batch of submissions that I've looked into I've deemed people

1:27.0

I've called up private investigators to figure out what happened in these relationships and you know what?

1:32.1

I'm not God. I can't make every story happen. I can't always get answers

1:36.0

But some of these genuinely keep me up at night. So the podcast itself is a series of interviews with people that were in bad break ups

1:44.4

And they tell their side and they're jaw dropping horrible. Oh my gosh and the ones that I've been interviewing for the upcoming one

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