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The Bert Show

Can You Have Fun WITHOUT Drinking? (From The Vault)

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:05.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:08.0

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0:15.0

Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the safer choice.

0:21.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your

0:35.0

track to your destination, not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

0:37.0

And before you know it, you're there.

0:40.0

This is how travels should feel and on all trains it does.

0:45.0

Avanti West Coast feel good travel.

0:49.0

The Bert Show.

0:53.0

Show.

0:54.0

There is a nasty rumor going around this office.

0:57.0

It's also, I went to Snopes to look if this is true or not also.

1:01.0

But the rumor is that you can have fun without drinking

1:03.5

uh... really uh... so Jackson Kim our producer here

1:08.2

made this an assignment over the weekend and he's come back to report back to

1:11.4

us is it possible to have fun without drinking?

1:15.2

Mine has a little bit of a twist.

1:16.8

It's not without drinking.

1:18.1

It's without getting overly drunk.

1:20.8

Okay.

1:21.8

Thank you. So you can't. really drunk. Okay. Okay.

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