Can You Guess Which Of These Crazy College Athlete Names Are Real?

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🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Some college athletes are not blessed with the most beautiful names...can you guess which of these names are real and which Moe made up?

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	All right, maybe you don't care about sports at all.
0:04.4	You don't care about the scores.
0:07.1	You don't care who's in first place, who's in last place.
0:10.0	So Mo makes you care about sports.
0:12.1	Couldn't care less about sports.
0:14.3	Balls just ain't your thing.
0:15.9	Don't give a fuck about trophies or no Super Bowl win.
0:19.6	You watch reality TV, not Sports Center reports or most here to give you a reason
0:25.1	you should care about sports.
0:27.8	All right, so elite college football just dropped the list of the craziest names in college
0:32.5	football for the 2025 season.
0:34.8	And I think that these names are so wild and crazy that if I were to give y'all two
0:38.7	options and have y'all try to guess which one you think is the actual name of the player
0:43.5	I believe you will struggle okay all right give me some of these names are insane but these are
0:48.5	their real names I'm not making any of these up there was a guy on the Detroit Lions a few
0:54.2	years ago, and I'll have
0:56.2	to spell his last name.
0:58.4	I believe it was A
1:00.0	this is his legit last name.
1:02.5	A-N-A-L-S-E-C.
1:07.8	That's hard. I'm spelling.
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