Can You Don't? | Wild Boar. Incident Report. Singed. Beach Ball.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever been kicked out of a bar but have no idea why? Well, this was a first for Joe. Let's talk about that, a clever use for AI robots in the city, paying a stranger to be your friend while checking off your bucket list items, a bunch of conspiracy theories that ended up being true, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Wild Boers Incident Report, Sinched, Beachball how you doing brie |
| 0:25.7 | big gulp of air |
| 0:28.1 | we got a little gag in the middle now there's a whole mess of them |
| 0:31.4 | i thought you touched it |
| 0:34.9 | weird timing weird timing Zach fired off the screaming screaming goat at the same time you stroked a goose. |
| 0:41.0 | And that's confusing, you know? |
| 0:42.6 | That can be confusing. |
| 0:43.8 | From the audio standpoint. |
| 0:45.2 | Episode 202. |
| 0:48.2 | I was wondering if it was on. |
| 0:49.6 | It's on. |
| 0:50.2 | It's on, baby. |
| 0:51.0 | It can't be turned off. |
| 0:52.1 | Speaking to things that are on. |
| 0:53.7 | The Hockathon is on. the microphones the microphone uh we are switching things up |
| 1:00.5 | so we uh we talked about it whatever episode no cares where i've already eaten the |
| 1:08.4 | shthruming the fermented her, and it is so terrible. |
| 1:13.6 | I'm not doing it again. |
| 1:15.6 | But you guys are. |
| 1:17.6 | So Brian and Zach will both eat it, and we're swapping out that goal at 4.50. |
| 1:23.6 | I looked it up. I was doing some pricing, and we can get it. We can get it here. So at |
| 1:29.9 | 450, that's going to be our next goal over there at patreon.com slash can you know podcast. |
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