Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Have you ever danced with a random old lady in a grocery store parking lot? No? Maybe you should. Let's talk about that, and SUUUUUPER WAAAAAAAAAAAKE! That's it... it will all make sense.
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| 0:00.0 | Old lady B truck tissue mirror |
| 0:04.0 | Super wake a very funny pre-show conversation today guys uh i needed that i've been like just grinding my |
| 0:32.3 | little tips off with work i got so much going on uh and we've talked about it all the time on the show, but I truly appreciate you guys because I needed all those loves. |
| 0:42.1 | I hope your tits grow back. They won't. These are these these these tits have been ground off and altered. They will never come back. |
| 0:50.3 | This is it's a special time because oh well it is because when we come out here we |
| 0:56.0 | sit in this room and it's like it's a safe space we can just talk how we want say what we want |
| 1:01.3 | no no we've covered this you think you can and then i have to edit it out no i don't know not the show |
| 1:08.6 | oh just in the house the pre-show like just the chill. We can just talk about whatever because I know if I say something, you guys are going to be like, God damn. I'm not going to get judged for it. No, you're going to make us all left. I can't do that anywhere else. Yeah. This is our sanctuary in North Idaho. Happy. I did not get anybody gas station burritos today though I was planning on it I bet you were |
| 1:31.2 | I didn't eat like This is our sanctuary in North Idaho. Happy. I did not get anybody gas station burritos today, though. |
| 1:29.0 | I was planning on it. |
| 1:30.5 | I bet you were. I didn't eat last night. I was like, I got a save room for my bean and beef. Monique's like, do you want lunch? You're like, Joe's got me. Oh, he's got me. He's just in a rhythm of bringing me gas station britos. I mean, I'm not going to talk to him about it. |
| 1:42.4 | I don't want to alter the universe. |
| 1:43.8 | He just, I show up, they show up. |
| 1:45.5 | Doesn't that suck, though? |
| 1:46.8 | If you, you didn't eat because you were anticipating the thing, now you're sitting out there starving. I was expecting it. Your stomach was ready for it. I'm the asshole, really, though. Well, that's the excitement of relationships, you know. I got to keep on your toes. Episode 203 of the Can You Don't Podcast. |
| 2:04.1 | Send in content to hey guys at can you know podcast.com. |
| 2:07.7 | Look, updated. |
| 2:09.2 | Take a peek of that. |
| 2:10.5 | Look. |
| 2:11.3 | Do you see it? |
| 2:12.2 | If you're not on YouTube, you don't. |
| 2:13.9 | But at 450, which we're damn close to 440 right now, Brian and Zach are going to eat the Sistroming. |
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