Can You Don't? | Wedding Dress. Signature. Crop Top. Semen Necklace.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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The real question here is can you return a wedding dress you accidentally buried your grandma in? Let's talk about that, sending your semen to a stranger to have it made into a necklace, how hard it would be to beat up a 100 pound bee, mistakenly getting a penis or two in your mouth, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Wedding dress, signature, crop top, seam and necklace.
0:06.0	Episode 3
0:25.0	It's officially a baker's dozen. That's right. We'd be adding one egg to the carton.
0:29.0	God damn it, Eggland. God, I was holding on to that.
0:33.0	I saw a commercial for eggs. I was like, who the fuck can make these things?
0:38.0	It was a company called Eggland. There you go. That answer is all your...
0:43.0	The reason I haven't been able to sleep since last episode was because I just didn't know what company was putting eggs in cartons.
0:50.0	Now I know, and I'm happy about it. Let's fuck it up. Where are they out of?
0:54.0	No idea. I didn't look it up. How to check it once again.
0:57.0	No, yeah, somewhere. I didn't care that much. A commercial came on. I was like fucking eggs.
1:02.0	That's my end of it. I would lay in bed, and I'd be like, my phone would be over there. I'd be like,
1:07.0	Ah, fine. I have to know. I have to look over the headquarters.
1:11.0	I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
1:13.0	Thank you to everybody who is supporting us on Patreon. It is awesome.
1:18.0	If you head over to patreon.com slash can you don't podcast?
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1:27.0	You also find a link in the episode description. That's a great way. It goes a long way in supporting us.
1:32.0	Keep sending in the content. We'll talk about a lot of it on today's show.
1:35.0	Hey guys at Can You Don't Podcast.
1:37.0	And then I'd like to address that I completely underestimated how many people cook potatoes and microwaves on a regular basis.
1:44.0	They were pissed.
1:46.0	Dude, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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