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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. Dangle. Clipboard. Electric Spoon.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Remember that time you were lost in the Colorado wilderness and a helicopter crew that was out looking for you almost didn't stop because they thought you were just saying hi? Let's talk about that, why a uniform makes you look so gosh dang important, maybe the grossest WYR we've had so far, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Peanut Butter, Dangle, Clipboard, Electric Spoon

0:23.0

Hi Brian! Hi! Do you remember being 14 years old?

0:27.0

Yeah that was 1997. What were you doing?

0:29.0

Little League. That's what you were doing.

0:31.0

masturbating a lot. Little League.

0:33.0

You didn't play the first minute at high school.

0:35.0

That's Pony League.

0:36.0

Isn't that 13 and 14?

0:38.0

What's Pony?

0:39.0

Oh it's like the in-between, between Little League and high school.

0:42.0

We had, we was Babe Ruth.

0:44.0

That's what you call the Babe Ruth.

0:46.0

That's a much cooler name.

0:47.0

Is it Pony League?

0:48.0

Yeah.

0:50.0

These are mixed signals for sure.

0:52.0

So what are we 14?

0:53.0

Yes.

0:55.0

The band, what's the English band?

0:57.0

Bono.

0:58.0

Sure.

0:59.0

You too.

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