Toaster, gunshots, motorcycle, neon thong.

Joe, we're at a dozen episodes. A true dozen. Straight up. Not a baker's dozen. No funny business.

Like 12 eggs in a thing. Count them out loud. This fucking 12. You can get a bigger thing of eggs, but they usually come in 12, right?

I don't know. I never go to the grocery store. We're celebrating eggs on today's show. Yeah. I brought you by what's an egg company?

That had been a fun sponsor if we got to got that lockdown for this show. Who makes eggs?

The incredible egg. But not by whoever. Who the fuck makes eggs?

Chickens making. Oh, I know that. Hens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody welcome. My name is Joe Paisley. Brian Obrant. We haven't done that in a while.

It's fun to toss that back in there in case people are like, who the fuck are these guys again?

And right before we started the show, we got it a little update. Our email went ding and we both checked and we were like, what the fuck was that?

And to remind us, we should tell you guys about a certain thing that Patreon has actually added as a pretty cool feature.

If you head over to patreon.com slash can you don't podcast? You can also find a link in the episode description.

But they give you the option to subscribe for an entire year right out the gate. You pick what tier you want.

And if you were like, well, I don't want to worry about this each and every month. I'm just going to throw it in there.

I think there's a pretty big. There's a discount too. Like it saves you money by pledging for an entire year.

And we just had our very first like super duper silly goose come through, which is awesome.

Sofaking. Sofaking. Sofaking.

Well, thank you sofaking. And there has been others again, this just popped up when we were going on the air and a reminder of this that we should probably bring that up.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. It shows they're dedicated and one to support us and they're not going to jump off the bridge and bail out.

They're like, no, I'm in for the long haul. I'm in at least for a year.

If you guys want to see something on the show, send that into hey guys.

Hey, can you don't podcast calm? Like we mentioned last week and maybe even the week before again, we recorded.

We recorded a bonus episode yesterday. We spent a lot of time in the studio.

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