Can You Don't? | Vegas Hooker. Spaghetti. Poisonous. Sorry Bud.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Some sad news to share on the show today but... everything will be ok. Let's talk about that, Bryan continues to be fucking awful at math, when does spaghetti become spaghetti and not just tomato noodles, ice cubes made from piss in the house you're staying at, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Vegas Hooker. Spaghetti. Poisonous. Sorry bud. |
| 0:24.5 | Need this therapy session today boys fucking need it |
| 0:26.6 | I see you crack the fucking beard |
| 0:28.6 | it's what noon 5 o'clock somewhere I guess |
| 0:31.4 | is it noon? |
| 0:32.9 | Oh it's almost one oh I'm good |
| 0:35.5 | What time zone is five hours? |
| 0:37.4 | I'm not an alcoholic What'd you say I'm good. What time zone is five hours? |
| 0:37.7 | I'm not an alcoholic. What'd you say? I was wondering what time zone five hours ahead is. It's probably right in the middle of the Atlantic. Yeah. No, I know what time that makes it. I'm saying what, where is it five o'clock? Yeah. I feel like Atlanta. Some island that's hanging out over there. Maybe like a sliver of Iceland. |
| 0:57.8 | Mmm. I feel like Atlanta. Some island that's hanging out over there. |
| 0:56.9 | Maybe like a sliver of Iceland. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah, I guess over there. |
| 1:01.4 | Maybe Greenland right now. |
| 1:01.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.4 | And if you're in the North Pole, you're just like, do I get all the time zones? |
| 1:07.4 | You're probably drinking all the time anyway if you're at the North Pole. |
| 1:09.4 | Yeah, you got to stay warm some out. |
| 1:27.6 | We'll get into why I'm drinking a beer. Mm. In a little bit. Not out beer. That's number two, isn't it? Is this number two? Oh, no. It's a lightweight. You look down there and there's just a can of Zin, |
| 1:28.4 | how are we, how we, |
| 1:29.0 | how are we going, |
| 1:29.8 | show if you won. |
| 1:31.2 | This is good. |
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