Can You Don't? | Just Acting. Cornhole. Forklift. Wet Basket.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Let's say you are the proud owner of a drive-thru prayer business. Would you be open 24/7? Monday-Friday 9-5? Or just Wednesdays from 11-1? Let's talk about that, having to depend on your local community to protect from everyone else in the world wanting you dead, sneaking away to have sex in a porta-potty, where the heck do all these idioms come from, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Just acting. Cornhole. Forklift. Wet Basket. |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah, no real life. |
| 0:25.0 | Did you like to tell everybody what you was talking about? |
| 0:27.2 | No. |
| 0:27.6 | Hey, Brian. |
| 0:28.4 | Hey, |
| 0:28.6 | how's that voice? |
| 0:30.1 | I don't know. |
| 0:31.5 | Oh, you tell me, brother. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.9 | How you tell me, brother? |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah, it's just been one of those stretches, you guys, of just life stuff. Did we even talk about it last week that I was sick as fuck? Yeah, I think we did. I was super sick. I don't remember last week. Yeah, and then, sorry if I gave it to you, but it's going all around. It's getting everybody. Zach, have you escaped it? I have so far, yeah. Congratulations, man. Thank you, sir. That's awesome. |
| 0:54.5 | What position did you play? |
| 0:55.9 | Not sick guy. |
| 0:57.8 | So, we're making it happen. |
| 1:01.5 | I'll probably be doing the majority of the reading today. |
| 1:05.1 | Talking in general. |
| 1:06.0 | And then when you have something to say, I will dial way back. |
| 1:09.5 | So you can go, |
| 1:10.3 | I, I, the will dial way back. So you can go, I, |
| 1:13.6 | joke that's before was, like, you can do impressions |
| 1:16.6 | you couldn't normally do. Yeah. |
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