Can You Don't? | Daddy Bath. Camel Lips. Celibate. Weather Apps.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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I didn't think I could ever give botox or implants to a camel... until I learned it could be worth MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?! Let's talk about that, yanking ponytails for funzzies, waiting your whole life for some free oysters with your dad, are weather apps getting paid to put up questionable forecasts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Daddy bath, Camelips, celibate, weather apps. |
| 0:05.0 | I had no idea. |
| 0:25.0 | And maybe some false hope about like just 90s TV in general. |
| 0:29.0 | But before we got in here today, a crossover that I'm not sure anyone asked for, |
| 0:34.8 | that we, it just showed up. |
| 0:36.9 | Like if you have a, if you have a if you have a samsung tv |
| 0:39.1 | they give you that free shit right they get the the the free live samsung and before |
| 0:44.5 | we um started recording today there was a fucking wrestle mania or wrestle |
| 0:50.8 | w-dwee No, it wasn't. |
| 0:55.0 | God! |
| 0:56.4 | No one cares. |
| 0:58.6 | It was WCW back then. |
| 0:59.8 | Yeah, that's really important. |
| 1:02.1 | It was Bash at the beach, dumbass. So Hulk, macho man, Rick Flair, some other dudes. |
| 1:09.1 | Big Van Vader. |
| 1:10.1 | Big Van Vader Big Van Vader |
| 1:11.1 | And Kevin Sullivan |
| 1:12.0 | The Taskmaster |
| 1:12.9 | Yeah |
| 1:13.2 | And of course |
| 1:14.5 | Kevin Bacon |
| 1:15.2 | Yeah |
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