Can You Don't? | Unwrapping. Swan Warden. Worm Charming. Joey Hogbone.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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How much weight do you think the position of "Volunteer Swan Warden" holds on a resume? Let's talk about that, trying to go about your everyday life knowing exactly how you were going to die, a brand new most annoying thing to do in public, pretending you're trapped in an active shooter situation in order to make new friends, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Unwrapping |
| 0:02.0 | Swan Warden |
| 0:04.0 | Worm Charming |
| 0:05.0 | Joey Hogbone |
| 0:06.0 | Hello Brian Hello, Brian. |
| 0:24.6 | Hello, Joe. |
| 0:25.7 | Hey, Joe. |
| 0:29.0 | There still be a little background noise today, episode 174. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah, I think it's strictly drills. |
| 0:35.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:35.5 | Today, they've moved from hammers to drills. |
| 0:37.4 | And there's a little grumble with it, too. It feels like it's going deep. Yeah. Yeah, the base might penetrate the studio today. But my stuff might fall from the ceiling. That'd be cool. Kind of frayed a little bit. Yeah, that'd be a neat little trick. Some of this brick might come crumbling down. Nice. They don't know. |
| 0:54.7 | They don't know. |
| 0:55.1 | They don't know. |
| 0:55.5 | They don't know. |
| 0:57.6 | Send in your content suggestions. |
| 0:59.5 | That's stuff for Dick, for petty beef. |
| 1:02.2 | Things you want Zach to investigate for lap time. |
| 1:06.0 | Send it into hey guys at can you don't podcast.com. |
| 1:09.4 | Of course, Patreon's going. |
| 1:11.2 | We just checked off our second tier part of the honkathon. You got to get your fucking eyes checked. Do you have that scheduled yet? Well, so here's the thing. What? It's hard to do it during the week. So I was thinking we, I mean, we're going to have to do it together, right? Or am I just doing this by myself? No. I mean, I fully intend to go with you. What are office hours at the eye checking clinics? |
| 1:31.3 | Well, here. right? Or am I just doing this by myself? No. I mean, I fully intend to go with you. What are office hours at the |
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